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TIME STRIPS THE GEARS
TIL YOU FORGET WHAT THEY WERE FOR
18 March 2012 @ 11:22 pm
18 March 2012 @ 08:47 pm
[WIP]
memory registry
◆ you dont have to tell me twice i got this already yeesh (received)
★ send that right on fedex because this absolutely positively has to be there overnight (priority)
✖ seriously who wants to remember this shit just shove it out back let it burn (hold off)
SIGNIFICANT POSITIVE
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✖ THEY SET US UP THE UNIVERSE BOMB | ([S] Cascade EOA5) | PART 2 GOT TIGER
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SIGNIFICANT NEGATIVE
- DEAD DAVES ARE THE ENEMY (suffer the ultimate fate at the hands of a dersite agent)
- well shit (suffer the ultimate fate at the hands of Jack Noir)
- suffer the ultimate fate on LOFAF courtesy of Jade's bullets, warped by Bec Noir
- Dave: Be unable to kill Coinflip Dave on his questbed
✖ Finding The Artist Formerly Known as Bro on LOWAS, and contemplating the LAW.
✖ THEY SET US UP THE UNIVERSE BOMB | ([S] Cascade EOA5) | PART 1 SUICIDE RUNNIN' FROM THE LAW
- Be Pestered by CG: Coin Flippin' Madness
SIGNIFICANT NEUTRAL
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- Dave: Enter the Medium
- Meet your ALTERNATE FUTURE SELF, otherwise known as DAVESPRITE, receive SWEET GEAR
- "Dave, try to remember. Am I dead?"
- SBURB (Game Mechanics)
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TRIVIAL NEUTRAL
- You will however contemplate bleating like a goat for IRONICALLY HUMOROUS purposes at a later date.
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- make a GODDAMN KILLING on the STOCK MARKET of LOHAC
- Dave: be trolled by TC, be trolled by CT, gain LEGENDARY BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT SWORD
- MEMO: SHIPPING CHARTS AND MADNESS
- "we will never stop fucking with each other will we" (meteor)
TRIVIAL POSITIVE
◆ dear dave,
- Dave: Be Pestered by GC
- Dreamself Dance Party
- Collect Frogs with Jade in LOFAF
- Sharing SICK BEATS with Jade over pesterchum
- KICK IT BARACK
TRIVIAL NEGATIVE
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- Losing the Beta
- STRIFE with your BRO (get your ass handed to you)
- Apple Juice wow what a find
- "thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks was it you or me or maybe a ghoooooost?"
✖ GROSS DAVE THAT IS YOUR SISTER
✖ GROSS DAVE THAT IS YOUR MOM????
skill registry
◆ this right here is already on lock like fort knox (already recieved)
★ yeah put this right at the top of my christmas list mail that right on up to santa (priority)
✖ woah hold up dont want to be getting too leveled up before the rest of these chumps theyll throw a riot (hold off)
MUNDANE
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BEING PRETTY MUCH THE BEST RAPPER IN PARADOX SPACE
PHAT BEATS
PHOTOGRAPHY
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ADVANCED SWORD FIGHTING
BASIC NINJA SHIT
SUPLEX
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SPECIAL
FLASHSTEP NINJAFUCKER HORSESHIT
✖ THE MARTY MCFLY ROUTINE (YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL)
GOD TIER (CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY, AMPLIFIED POWERS, COOL HOOD)
OTHER
★ SYLLADEX
✖ TYPING QUIRK
17 March 2012 @ 10:37 am
Name Dave Strider | Dave/Jenny (don't call him jenny)
Age 16 in both age and appearance
Team Sterling
Height/Build Average wow so old and 16 god. Unfortunately he's still a little noodley twerp, just maybe less noodley than before. Thin and wiry, he's made for speed, but is pretty strong for his size as well.
Hair Color/Eye Color Blonde (well styled) hair and red eyes
Notable Traits His eyes are extremely vividly colored, but you'll likely never see them for the obnoxiously douchebaggy sunglasses he wears all the time.
Other He wears his God Tier outfit. It has a oddly snuggly hood, and a cape. Don't touch the cape.
Age 16 in both age and appearance
Team Sterling
Height/Build Average wow so old and 16 god. Unfortunately he's still a little noodley twerp, just maybe less noodley than before. Thin and wiry, he's made for speed, but is pretty strong for his size as well.
Hair Color/Eye Color Blonde (well styled) hair and red eyes
Notable Traits His eyes are extremely vividly colored, but you'll likely never see them for the obnoxiously douchebaggy sunglasses he wears all the time.
Other He wears his God Tier outfit. It has a oddly snuggly hood, and a cape. Don't touch the cape.
05 February 2012 @ 07:49 pm
dave uses his signature shade of red in text
he types like every cool kid you know on plurk
no capitalization or punctuation unless you REALLY deserve it jesus christ??
because that would imply he actually gives a shit about what you think
free hint coin he doesnt
and with lots of line breaks
everyone knows typing like shatner is ironic
if hes really emphatic he might go off on a long metaphor soaked diatribe prepare your bodies
If you can't take the heat, please inform the kitchen staff to gently turn the thermostat down and fill out my little formy-thing, and I'll use 'plain text' or video/voice for you!
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS/COMMENTS CONCERNS can also be directed here!
he types like every cool kid you know on plurk
no capitalization or punctuation unless you REALLY deserve it jesus christ??
because that would imply he actually gives a shit about what you think
free hint coin he doesnt
and with lots of line breaks
everyone knows typing like shatner is ironic
if hes really emphatic he might go off on a long metaphor soaked diatribe prepare your bodies
If you can't take the heat, please inform the kitchen staff to gently turn the thermostat down and fill out my little formy-thing, and I'll use 'plain text' or video/voice for you!
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS/COMMENTS CONCERNS can also be directed here!