REGISTRIES | AATHER

[scratched]

TG: are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fucking pen

[WIP]

memory registry

◆ you dont have to tell me twice i got this already yeesh (received)
★ send that right on fedex because this absolutely positively has to be there overnight (priority)
✖ seriously who wants to remember this shit just shove it out back let it burn (hold off)

SIGNIFICANT POSITIVE

◆ 'because i love him' |(meeting best internet friends 4 lyfe Rose, Jade + John)
✖ THEY SET US UP THE UNIVERSE BOMB | ([S] Cascade EOA5) | PART 2 GOT TIGER
◆ man is your BRO the COOLEST or what (childhood before rose, jade + john)


SIGNIFICANT NEGATIVE
- DEAD DAVES ARE THE ENEMY (suffer the ultimate fate at the hands of a dersite agent)
- well shit (suffer the ultimate fate at the hands of Jack Noir)
- suffer the ultimate fate on LOFAF courtesy of Jade's bullets, warped by Bec Noir
- Dave: Be unable to kill Coinflip Dave on his questbed
✖ Finding The Artist Formerly Known as Bro on LOWAS, and contemplating the LAW.
✖ THEY SET US UP THE UNIVERSE BOMB | ([S] Cascade EOA5) | PART 1 SUICIDE RUNNIN' FROM THE LAW
- Be Pestered by CG: Coin Flippin' Madness

SIGNIFICANT NEUTRAL
◆ your name is DAVE STRIDER and you have a variety of INTERESTS.
◆ save your friend ROSE by playing the Beta, allowing her to enter the medium
- Dave: Enter the Medium
- Meet your ALTERNATE FUTURE SELF, otherwise known as DAVESPRITE, receive SWEET GEAR
- "Dave, try to remember. Am I dead?"
- SBURB (Game Mechanics)
◆ BRO. ROOF. NOW.


TRIVIAL NEUTRAL
- You will however contemplate bleating like a goat for IRONICALLY HUMOROUS purposes at a later date.
- fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU'RE AWFUL,
- make a GODDAMN KILLING on the STOCK MARKET of LOHAC
- Dave: be trolled by TC, be trolled by CT, gain LEGENDARY BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT SWORD
- MEMO: SHIPPING CHARTS AND MADNESS
- "we will never stop fucking with each other will we" (meteor)


TRIVIAL POSITIVE
◆ dear dave,
- Dave: Be Pestered by GC
- Dreamself Dance Party
- Collect Frogs with Jade in LOFAF
- Sharing SICK BEATS with Jade over pesterchum
- KICK IT BARACK

TRIVIAL NEGATIVE
◆ PUPPETS ARE COOL. THE END. (Lil' Cal nightmares)
- Losing the Beta
- STRIFE with your BRO (get your ass handed to you)
- Apple Juice wow what a find
- "thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks was it you or me or maybe a ghoooooost?"
✖ GROSS DAVE THAT IS YOUR SISTER
✖ GROSS DAVE THAT IS YOUR MOM????


skill registry
◆ this right here is already on lock like fort knox (already recieved)
★ yeah put this right at the top of my christmas list mail that right on up to santa (priority)
✖ woah hold up dont want to be getting too leveled up before the rest of these chumps theyll throw a riot (hold off)

MUNDANE

◆ GENERAL POP CULTURE
◆ ARTISTIC """"TALENT""""
BEING PRETTY MUCH THE BEST RAPPER IN PARADOX SPACE
PHAT BEATS
PHOTOGRAPHY
◆ BASIC SWORD FIGHTING
ADVANCED SWORD FIGHTING
BASIC NINJA SHIT
SUPLEX
◆ PUBERTY



SPECIAL

FLASHSTEP NINJAFUCKER HORSESHIT
✖ THE MARTY MCFLY ROUTINE (YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL)
GOD TIER (CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY, AMPLIFIED POWERS, COOL HOOD)

OTHER

★ SYLLADEX
✖ TYPING QUIRK